What political color, is your beer?

"El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!" (lightningzone) 12/21/2014 at 16:06 • Filed to: None

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Yes, that's an actual graphic, the only surprises are Amstel(Light) for the republicans(but I guess that any light beer works for them), and Miller Genuine Draft for the democrats. I mean Miller? Really?

And like I said, that graphic is real, even Bill Maher talked about it.

So, are you with this bunch?

Or this bunch?

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Milky > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 12/21/2014 at 16:18

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I quite like where microbrew sits on that graph. Also Fox news would be the least and most trusted news source ….. ugggghhhhh.

CTSenVy > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 12/21/2014 at 16:25

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I vote during most elections, I do probably lean more Republican than Democratic, and I like Sam Adams Light. This was pretty much on the spot for me.

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > Milky 12/21/2014 at 16:26

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Well, it is for the Tea Party, and the Tea Party believes that Jesus created NASCAR and built megachurches, just before chasing gay people with assault rifles.

Racescort666 > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 12/21/2014 at 16:27

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Not sure where this puts me. Please ignore the flower couch and laundry...

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 12/21/2014 at 16:29

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Sam Adams and Sierra Nevada Pale Ale are probably my favourite two American brews.

that probably explains why I'm a socialist.

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > Racescort666 12/21/2014 at 16:31

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That basket looks like it contains/contained a cat. Also, wasn't the cow theme more fitted for Texas?

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > CTSenVy 12/21/2014 at 16:35

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Well, as long as it gets the job done.

Clown Shoe Pilot > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 12/21/2014 at 16:39

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I don't see PBR on the list. Of course, maybe PBR drinkers just don't vote at all, even ironically.

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard 12/21/2014 at 16:40

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Look out, Sam Adams is on the other side, you may be a national socialist?Lol.

VonBelmont > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 12/21/2014 at 16:42

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My family doesn't do beer. We drink stuff like Skyy, Mt. Gay, Hennessy, Absolut, Mike's, weird European stuff like Schnaaps, etc. I personally don't drink (nor smoke), being underage and having had to carry my brothers upstairs or drive them back home after many a wild night. That, and my mom turns into Lucille Bluth/Mallory Archer when she drinks (not that she's not eerily similar when she's sober). Douchey family members are more effective than any PSA!

The Yuengling and Sam Adams locations are spot on, though.

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 12/21/2014 at 16:42

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Interesting. Two Canadian beers on there, both high-turnouts but one's pretty strongly Republican and the other's a sure Democrat. This doesn't surprise me, but I might have stuck them the other way around...

StingrayJake > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 12/21/2014 at 16:44

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My beer of choice is right where I'd expect it to be.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 12/21/2014 at 16:48

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ruh roh

spaced99 > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 12/21/2014 at 16:48

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I'm with this bunch.

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > StingrayJake 12/21/2014 at 16:49

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Well, what is it?

Milky > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 12/21/2014 at 16:50

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You forgot the part where people and dinosaurs walked this planet together 6000 years ago.

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee 12/21/2014 at 16:51

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Well, both democrats and republicans have a plan Z, choice for beer. So that's Canadian beer.

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > Milky 12/21/2014 at 17:11

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You better believe that, we saw it on them Flintstones cartoons, so must be the truth.

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > spaced99 12/21/2014 at 17:12

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Oh, that's the Stark bunch.

StingrayJake > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 12/21/2014 at 17:19

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Shiner Bock

Though let me point out that the Republican party has done a lot to push me away in recent years. I don't particularly like either party. I think we're all fucked.

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 12/21/2014 at 17:20

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Hey! Hoser! You watch your face or I'll put it in a snowbank!

vdub_nut: scooter snob > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 12/21/2014 at 17:36

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Lone Star: For when you really care, but not enough to do something.

Also, Fratty light splitting the line between liberal college hipsta-douches and hard-core conservative bro's, neither of whom can be assed to actually vote.

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > StingrayJake 12/21/2014 at 17:40

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So you're like Bobby Jindal, when he said that the republicans should stop being the stupid party? Unfortunately he was right, and what's more unfortunate is that he rephrased it and got back, and the most unfortunate thing is that the democratic party is promoting policies that the republicans were promoting 25-30 years ago. This shows how much the republicans drifted to the right, especially after 9/11(giving the terrorists what they wanted), and that's not me, saying it.

Back to the beer, it seems to have quite a limited fan base.

StingrayJake > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 12/21/2014 at 17:43

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Shiner Bock is most definitely very Texan. It slots in somewhere between Lone Star (CHEAP) and the higher end microbrews (Karbach, St. Arnolds, etc.). I think they actually make too many gallons a year to be considered a micro by the FDA these days. You can get it in a lot of states, but it is still a pretty Texan-centric beer.

mxyzptlk > Racescort666 12/21/2014 at 17:44

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This puts you in the very fortunate category of people with access to New Glarus beers. i.e. You're a Wisconsite.

I left the state and have longed for Spotted Cow ever since.

mxyzptlk > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 12/21/2014 at 17:46

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I wonder what the date range is for this. I bet if you went back 15 years or so, some of those beers would have switched — like Blue Moon and Rolling Rock would be farther to the left, and Miller farther to the right.

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > StingrayJake 12/21/2014 at 17:59

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I think I've seen it twice around here, and I was surprised, as it was a long way from home. If I had to pick a locally produced beer, it would be this one.

But I'm more into European and Japanese beers.

Racescort666 > mxyzptlk 12/21/2014 at 18:02

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Well, kind of, I live in Naperville IL so a trip to the brewery is only about 2 hours or so and totally worth it.

StingrayJake > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 12/21/2014 at 18:05

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I'm kind of a lazy beer drinker. Shiner really is my first choice if only for familiarity. If I go somewhere that doesn't have it, I'll get whatever is on special... unless I especially don't like what that is. If I have to go cheap domestic, I prefer Coors Light. I prefer Dos XXs over Corona but I'm okay with either. Blue Moon is also an OK option that usually doesn't cost a lot.

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > mxyzptlk 12/21/2014 at 18:06

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I'm still surprised about the Amstel thing, probably republicans don't know it originates from Amsterdam, when light drugs and prostitution are legal, and highly appreciated.

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > Clown Shoe Pilot 12/21/2014 at 18:18

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They probably don't know when the election is, let alone voting.

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > vdub_nut: scooter snob 12/21/2014 at 18:27

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I'm surprised that Bavaria is not in the graphic, as it's pretty good. This shows that a Charlie Sheen commercial is worth even less than the costs of filming it, nowadays.

UnitedShoes > spaced99 12/21/2014 at 18:31

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That's a good bunch to be with. From now on, you can politically identify as "Awesome Caricature of a Libertarian". I bekieve their mascot is simply a steak from each of the other two's mascots.

UnitedShoes > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 12/21/2014 at 18:34

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Is there a way to expand the graph on mobile (android tablet)? Or perhaps the image sourcw floting around somewhere? I want to know my beer's politics, but I don't know that I want to know badly enough to boot up my computer right now.

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > VonBelmont 12/21/2014 at 18:38

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So, you're living with the Bundy's. Seems like fun.

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > UnitedShoes 12/21/2014 at 18:44

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You can hold your finger on the picture and you should be given some options, you need to tap the one that says something like view/preview image.

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > UnitedShoes 12/21/2014 at 18:48

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Here's the sauce , too.

JackKoffin > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 12/21/2014 at 19:07

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I want to try this "Lonestar," sounds amazing. My favorite beer is either Lefthand's Milk Stout Nitro or Weihenstephaner Hefeweissbier, but neither is on the list. Unless the Milk Stout falls under "microbrew," but Lefthand isn't very micro.

wkiernan > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 12/21/2014 at 19:31

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My favorites are in three quadrants but sorry, can't into "lite beer."

VonBelmont > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 12/21/2014 at 19:46

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Not really. My dad doesn't do this

To be fair, we don't have a clingy mama's boy nor a nymphomaniacal secretary either.

Edit: SON OF A BITCH I CAME UPSTAIRS AND SAW MY DAD IN THAT EXACT POSE FML NOPENOPENOPE

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > JackKoffin 12/21/2014 at 19:46

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Lone Star is pretty bad, even by Texas standards, like our Texas Jalops, have confirmed. But think free, try it for yourself, maybe you'll like it.

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > wkiernan 12/21/2014 at 19:58

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You my friend are a centrist and I would've told you to vote Libertarian, but Rand Paul is turning the movement into the other crazy republicans. He had some good ideas but he picked the dark side.

Racescort666 > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 12/22/2014 at 20:21

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How about the friendly beer?

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > Racescort666 12/22/2014 at 21:11

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Well, not too bad or too common around here, but what's so friendly about it?

a cat named scruffy- live from Caldor > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 12/22/2014 at 22:56

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The only beer I ever drink is Guinness and I'm a hold your nose and vote for the least objectionable candidate voter.